Dr. Boli’s Insightful Facts, XV

Natural Medicine. Natural medicine is the art of removing the joy from naturally occurring foods. Thus if red wine, green tea, chocolate, or other natural sources of contentment are believed to have some kind of medical value, they must be compressed into tasteless pills. In this way we distinguish medicine from goofing off.

~Henricus Albertus Boli, Dr. Boli’s Encyclopedia of Misinformation, p. 98.

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